Wednesday 29 February 2012

Poem: Pea and ham soup day...

This is a regular pot of soup in our house, I make it once a week with the cheapest gammon cuts I can find. 


A rhyming recipe for Pea and Ham Soup
Today is the day for pea and ham soup,
and if you don’t like it you can eat poop, (juvenile but it rhymes).
Take up your gammon, and cut into chunks,
Don’t get distracted, by tv chef hunks.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Boil a big pot, with some water to cover,
Try not to think, you have become like your mother.
Throw in an onion, and some tater’s to boot.
Leave now to simmer- Oh what a hoot!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
If the water get’s low, you know what to do,
Just add enough, you want it to stew.
Until it is easy, to pull it apart.
Then take up a knife and stab through the heart…
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Of the meat to make sure it’s tender,
Oh, the raptures, the joys, the fantastical splendor.
Throw in a bag of sweet frozen peas.
Your family will think, you are the bees knees.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
When it’s become, a pot full of squash.
Take up your blender and make like a mosh.
Squishing the suckers, to your heart’s delight.
To whatever consistency, you think is right.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
We have reached the end, you are done, you are finished.
The lumpy ingredients, now sadly deminished.
Sloppy, soupy, goodness that’s greeny and gloopy.
You’re now the proud owner of pea and ham soupy.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Copyright © Maria Dowse 2012


Tuesday 27 December 2011

Ginger bread curse and yummy Yule log



There is a bit of a story behind why I had decided to make a Yule log this year.

See, we live under a terrible, awful, no good curse.

*cue scary music*

We live under the curse of the ginger bread house failure.

*cue evil laughter*

I tell you no lies.  
We have not ever made a ginger bread house that has not come to some horrid fate.

There was the year that ants invaded our ginger bread rolled log cabin's green coconut lawn- making the whole thing taste and smell like ants.

The year I had forgotten to remove the ginger bread house, from the lounge room while I fumigated.

The year my daughter put her foot through the ginger bread house on it's way somewhere to be eaten for Christmas.

The year I made a ginger bread castle that came to ruin mid season.

And the year, where the icing (that the girls made) did not take and and we had ginger bread house slabs.




Just to prove I can actually make ginger bread houses, this one was the one that got fumigated - no we didn't eat it. 


So... 2011 became the year of the Yule Log, to see if we could try and trick fate.

I also thought it would be nice to involve the children more and teach who ever wanted to learn something, a new skill.

Emi, my 13 year old daughter was keen to try making the Yule log.





We were going to make Kirstie's award winning Yule Log, but unfortunately the morning of Christmas Eve rolled around and 4oD hadn't put the recipe up.
While they kindly suggested that I re watch the show to get the recipe, I didn't have time to on Christmas Eve when I was up to my eye balls baking for my family of 7.   
Nor unfortunately the capabilities on my laptop that needs upgrading. 

But I have it book marked for next year.

I then was going to make Nigella's which also looks scrummy, but wasn't sure about the no flour element.  And the daughter making said Yule log, wanted it cakey.

So, I finally settled on Mary Cadogan's recipe, which I found on the BBC and had pretty good reviews. 




I won't re write the recipe, because you can follow the link above, but I will tell you what I think.

It was very easy to make- a teenager could, and did make it easily, with my supervision. 

We didn't use expensive chocolate, as we were minimising costs.  

We used Aldi Choceur chocolate, which was very nice.  

I used 400 gr of plain and 50 gr of dark as my children don't really like dark chocolate.  

After a couple of days it does feel a little dry, but smeared with something creamy it still tastes great.

I can understand now what the advantages of Nigella's no flour recipe would be (as it wouldn't be as dry).

Do chop up the bits like the recipe said, the chocolate bits in the filling were a nice touch.

I would make this recipe again, given that it was easy and something that all the children liked and that in my book is a win win situation.




My daughter managed the decoration herself, I just added the icing sugar and the pine cones.


.... Yes I will endeavour to do something about the photos soon.
Thanks for bearing with. 



I am not sure if we have beaten the ginger bread house curse, only time will tell.  
If nothing else we have learnt and included a new tradition into our Christmas baking regime.

Did you add any new traditions this year?

x



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To die for Cinnamon Rolls


Being an English woman, who grew up in Australia, who now lives back England, it is safe to say, I have never really understood the American fascination with Cinnamon rolls... until now.

Now, I get it.

We often do a cooked breakfast for Christmas, that consists of bacon, eggs and the like.
But this year the dish washer broke, hubby has been unwell (and he cooks breakfast normally), and we have been looking for frugal alternatives, so I looked for things that were cheap, cheerful, large (because we are a family of 7) and mostly could be made the day before, so I did not spend ALL day in the kitchen washing up.

Funny logic really, because to make sure I didn't spend all day in the kitchen Christmas day, I spent all day in the kitchen Christmas Eve...  but hey ho the things we do for love. 








These were exactly what I was after, because I could make them the night before, leave them in the cold oven overnight (I would have left them on the bench, but we have cheeky kittens), pop them in a hot oven in the morning- easy peasy. 

I didn't make the icing the night before, but I could have easily, and either remelted in the microwave or stove top.

 I don't have a mix master and I managed to do most of this by hand. 


The ingredients you will need for the rolls:
1 cup milk
1 cup butter
1/2 cup sugar

1 tablespoon of yeast with
2 cups warm water
1 tsp of sugar
2 beaten eggs
1tsp of salt
2 cups of warm water
5+ cups of flour  
(could be as many as 10 but I doubt it)

The ingredients you will need for the filling:
2 x lots of
1/4 cup of butter
1/2 cup of white sugar
3/4 cup of brown sugar
Cinnamon to taste (I used 2 tsp)
(you could make this up in a double lot to begin with, but I didn't, because I wanted to make sure I had enough for both lots, but you could just make one large lot)

The ingredients I used for the icing:
(because I didn't use CC's) 

I used 8 tablespoons of butter (approx 120gr)
a 1/4 cup of cream cheese
a teaspoon of vanilla
and enough icing sugar to make it, well like runny icing.
I couldn't tell you how much I used, I just poured until it looked and tasted right.


Instructions
1. Combine the 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of butter and 1/2 cup of sugar in a saucepan.
2. Turn onto a medium heat and melt slowly.  Allow to boil slightly.
3.  Once done, take it off the heat, as it needs to be completely cool.
4.  In a bowl, combine the tablespoon of yeast with the 2 cups of warm water and teaspoon of sugar. 

5.  Place in a warmish place and allow to bubble up a bit (proof).
6.  Once you have a little froth on top, add the 2 beaten eggs, tsp of salt and the now cool butter/sugar/milk mix.
7.  Slowly add the 5 cups of flour, one at a time.  I did use my hand beater for this bit, but it soon became evident that it was not up to the job, and by the time the 5 cups where added, I had decided to go all Luddite and do the rest by hand.
8.  Crazy Cookie said at this point you add another 4-5 cups of flour.  I can't say for certain how many I added, because I just poured, and kneaded, poured and kneaded until it no longer stuck to the bowl or my fingers.
9.  I probably kneaded the dough for somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes, until it looked and felt like it was well combined.
10.  I then placed it near my stove (as I was baking) and once an hour for the next three hours, I kneaded it by hand for 1-2 minutes.  Allowing it to sit and rise in between.
11.  I then made my first lot of filling, and divided my dough into 2  and rolled out the first of my 2 rectangles.
12.  Spreading the filling over the first rectangle, I then rolled it up.
13.  Using a piece of cotton I cut off rolls and placed those rolls in a baking tray.
(Place cotton under the roll, pull up along the sides and cross over to cut the dough.  Crazy Cookie has a picture on her site- she used wax dental floss, but I didn't have any).
14.  Repeat with the second rectangle.
15.  I then wrapped in cling film, and placed in my now cool oven to rise overnight.


 rolled up ready to go

16.  In the morning, set the oven to 180 degrees, took off the cling film (I say that, because I almost didn't- HEY it was Christmas morning and I was blurry eyed :-)
17.  While they are baking make the icing.  This too could be done the night before, I just didn't think of it. 
18.  Combine the butter, cream cheese, icing sugar and vanilla until it looks and tastes right.
19. Pour over the baked rolls as soon as they come out of the oven.



This recipe easily fed the 7 of us and there were left overs for the next day as well. 

In fact, next time I will freeze the remainder, because apparently if you take them out of the freezer the night before and let them rise still on the bench, they work too.




Get it?  Roll?

*sigh*


What's your favourite Christmas breakfast?






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Wednesday 21 December 2011

My top secret Christmas cookie recipe

This is the one recipe I make over and over again, and have done from the very first moment I tasted these cookies.

They are also the cookies I make as gifts year in and year out.

My mum found the recipe 'somewhere' and she  is one of those people who names recipes according to the person who gave it too you, or who you make them for or with.

I grew up with thinking a particular dessert was called Vera's Dessert, turns out it wasn't.

So because my mum made these once with my niece for Christmas, they have been forever named, Jessica's Snowballs.  

So here you have it, my all time favourite Christmas cookie.

Single handily responsible for the extra bumps and lumps on my hips and thighs, which is why I only ever eat them at Christmas. 


Jessica's Snowballs 

226 g of butter
 (unsalted or salted- just omit the salt if using salted)
3 tablespoons of caster sugar
1 teaspoon of vanilla essence
1/2 teaspoon of salt (or not if using salted butter)
2 cups of plain flour
3/4 cup of blanched, flaked almonds.
Icing sugar to roll and store the cookies in.

Set oven to about 180 degrees.

Cream the butter with the sugar and vanilla until light and fluffy.
Sift your flour and salt together and blend into the creamed mixture.
Stir in the almonds.

Shape into the size of walnuts or mould into crescent shapes

 I mould mine into crescent shapes, as you can see here.

Place onto an ungreased tray



(sorry about the bad photography my nice camera needs a new memory card, so I am relying on my iPhone)

Bake for about 15 minutes.

While they are still hot, but not straight away (this is a tricky thing to judge), lift them off the tray and very gently roll them in icing sugar, then place them back onto a rack to finish cooling.
I put my icing sugar on a flat plate or try for rolling.



This provides them with a yummy coating, that you won't appreciate until you are eating one.

I then store mine in a tin, smothered in icing sugar.
Only taking them out to gift or eat.



This is before adding the next layer.
Seriously I bury them, so it is like embarking on a snowy expedition to find one.


So there you have it my secret cookie recipe.

I hope you enjoy.

x





Monday 19 December 2011

Bucket-O-Advent



I love Advent calenders.  

Last year I went in search of something different and I decided on buckets. 
I purchased a pack of 25 from eBay.  

We had a lot the paints from our hand made Christmas in 2008.

They came in plain galvanized silver.  
We left 5 of the buckets silver and the others we painted...

white
gold
green
red

We then stuck gold numbers on them (also purchased from eBay)

And strung them on a piece of tartan ribbon.
We did have to individual tie the buckets onto the ribbon to stop them from slipping towards the middle.


This is how they looked last year.






We have moved house twice since last Christmas.

This is where it hangs now in our hallway (mental note to self, next year -radiator covers) ...





What has been your favourite advent calender?

x



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Sunday 18 December 2011

White choc chip and cranberry cookies



We are off to our church community Christmas party this afternoon, and we have all been asked to bring something to share.

We are on a fairly limited (ok none existent) budget at the moment (meaning we are living on the air of God's provision and the little bit left on our credit card).

Normally I would just turn up with nothing, when I feel stretched at every post like I do currently, but I am learning to challenge myself in my generosity. 

This being the case I needed a no fail, no faff recipe that I wasn't going to have to throw out because I had mucked it up.

I have used this Chocolate Chunk Cookie recipe from Joy of Baking, a thousand times (ok I exagerate) but it IS my favourite basic cookie mix recipe.  

I REALLY like this site, especially the tested recipes, as they never fail.  I mean I have NEVER had a failure with any of them, and I can be a fairly creative and hair brained cook.

I won't repost the recipe because that is just redundant.


Here are the things I changed...

*  I used self raising flour so omitted the baking soda (or bi-carb as the rest of the world calls it). 

*  I added 60 gr of dried sweetened cranberries

*  White choc chips INSTEAD of chocolate chunks

*  Mine seemed a little sticky so I added a bit more flour.  
My gauge is when it just about stops sticking to my hands when I roll, so not too much, just a little.

Here is how they turned out.



Scrumdiddlyumptious to the max

Or perhaps I should wait and see what others think later on.





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Felted Nativity

My son Joey (5) loooooves looking through Pinterest with me.  In fact he asked me to make him his own board, so that he or I can pin things that he might like to do, or would like me to do for him (as it turns out).

He was looking through it with me the other day, and we came across a felt nativity at Wild Olive.

I would encourage you to check out Mollies blog, as she was much cleverer than I and took step by step pictures of what she was doing (doh- must get better, and stop getting carried away).


I followed the instructions on Wild Olive blog, where there is also a pattern. To be honest I just cut everything free hand and just stitched it on.

I don't follow patterns well and tend to just do everything ad-hock.

Which is why mine (according to my dear husband), looks like two Telly Tubbies playing pool.

*sigh*








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